Connect the Dots

Let's play connect the dots, shall we? Major players from the news will do.

Crook #1

Kofi Annan, Secretary General of the UN, and the individual responsible for the entire body of the UN. Remember, John Kerry just recently defamed the Prime Minister of Iraq, Iyad Allawi; but holds Kofi Annan up as an honorable man beyond reproach.

Crook #2

Jacques Chirac, President of France, and on the dole for the Oil-For-Food scandal money. John Kerry wants to be friends with this man. Wants to begin a new relationship. Why? Francs, Francs, Francs.

Crook #3

Vladimir Putin, President of the Russian Federation. Also on the take for the ill-gotten Oil-For-Food money. John Kerry also wants to be really buddy-buddy with ol' Vlad, too. Same reason as Chirac; Rubles, Rubles, Rubles.

Crook #4

Gerhard Schroeder, Chancellor of Germany, also on the Oil-For-Food dole and on John Kerry's list of "Friends to Make". Warum, Gerhard? Warum? Ich weiß warum! Marks, Marks, Marks.

Crook #5

Marc Rich, fugitive financier and skilled embargo-buster pardoned by Bill Clinton. Had at least two companies as fronts taking money, illegally, from the Oil-For-Food program. *cha-CHING!* Bill Clinton? Hey! Isn't he the guy giving John Kerry advice on his campaign?

Crook #6

George Soros, billionaire investor and philanthropist. Most likely the most major contributor to John Kerry's campaign for President. He's also a very close friend of Marc Rich. *double *cha-CHING!!* AAAaaannnnd... A very close friend to...

drumroll, please....

John and Teresa Heinz-Kerry.

Wow! This is very interesting. John Kerry is closely associated with people involved in the Oil-For-Food scandal. At least one of these people has contributed directly to his campaign.

Some of the people standing in line for illegal Oil-For-Food gains:

Kofi Annan --> Jacques Chirac --> Vladimir Putin --> Gerhard Schroeder --> Marc Rich (Bill Clinton) --> George Soros (Marc Rich) --> John and Teresa Heinz-Kerry.